How to act like a Tour Pro

[DuffyDuck]

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The Interview

You just completed your round. Everyone in the clubhouse is dying to know how it went (were they not watching the telecast? Geez). You stroll through the pro shop and the club pro (we’ll call him “Tom”) casually asks you how your round was. This is your cue to go into full interview mode:

“You know, Tommy, course looks great, greens are really stimping right now. I like my chances.”

Or… “All-in-all, felt like we got some good work in today. Left a few shots out there, the one on 13 hurt, but I really flighted the ball well and I’m seeing my lines. This track is so gettable right now, so hopefully I can rest up and post a low number tomorrow.”

Drop a “Thanks Tommy” as you walk away.


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[apehest]

Faen jeg gjør jo noen av de tinga der uten å tenke på det. The twirl, follow through club throw, no cameras please hvis jeg spiller med en bestemt kompis,

[sirandrew214]

Dette SKAL bare gjøres til sommeren!

[Golffreak]

Be Incredibly Confused by the Wind

Keep a scorecard in your back pocket. As you get ready to hit a shot, back off and pull it out and act like it’s a yardage book. Act like you’re talking to your caddie, and get REALLY specific. Throw every blade of grass in the air and act as if you’ve never seen wind on a golf course before, and you have no idea what to do. Look high up at the trees, as if that somehow gives you more information about the wind.

The Apology

This is one by far my favorite, and by far the most difficult to pull off. Say you hit a ball out of bounds (someone snapped a picture on your downswing AGAIN). Once you finish belittling the fool that won’t quit capturing Kodak moments, you realize you hit it into someone’s yard and the homeowner happens to be out trimming the hedges. You walk up, feigning genuine concern, and lead with your standard, “Is everyone ok?” After you’ve played your shot, you take off your glove, walk over to the fan (confused homeowner), sign it, and give it to them and apologize. Throw in a gratuitous “I’m not gonna find this on Ebay next week, am I?” joke in there, as if your John Hancock has some real monetary value.

[veggiss]

Jeg har lovet meg selv at om jeg skulle treffe noen med en golfball, så skal jeg signere en hanske og gi vedkommende.

[furu]

Jeg har lovet meg selv at om jeg skulle treffe noen med en golfball, så skal jeg signere en hanske og gi vedkommende.

Og en femtilapp i hansken

[sirandrew214]

Jeg har lovet meg selv at om jeg skulle treffe noen med en golfball, så skal jeg signere en hanske og gi vedkommende.

Ville vel forundre meg om det sto folk 30-40 meter uti bushen, men man vet jo ikke. Vet ikke om de på parkeringsplassen på hull 10 (?) i Portugal synes en hanske er greit, når du banker en ball inn i sida på bilen heller?

[Drizzit]

Og endelig er del 2 her:

http://nolayingup.com/2014/02/12/how-to ... o-part-ii/